LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

[Kala]

I've just been physically sick. Hard to tell if it was the exit poll or the bottle of trebbiano though.

Don’t worry love, the coke will soon sort that out.

 

[dmlaw]

Fucking hell. Fucking Farage. Die, you cunt.

 

[Lucille]

On the plus side I'm using this disasterous poll result to bond with a piece on tinder.

 

[lolly]

I've always loved the cold. I'm relocating north of the border.

 

[Lucille]

Don’t worry love, the coke will soon sort that out.

I can't risk doing coke if i'm going to have to pay the hospital bill for tomorrow's panic attack.

 

[Suomi]

Can u still go clubbing in a facist society

 

[dmlaw]

Can u still go clubbing in a facist society

Yes, but you'll be clubbing the poor with a spiked mace.

 

[Kala]

BBC saying there is a 99% chance that Jo Swinson has lost her seat.

 

[Lucille]

Can u still go clubbing in a facist society

Have you never seen CABARET?

 

[Rita]

Huw Edwards is turning in to my not so guilty pleasure.

 

[Beverley]

YOU FUCKING CUNTS

I mean, the number of poor people who are blindly happy to fuck themselves over.

 

[Kala]

Huw Edwards is turning in to my not so guilty pleasure.

He’s beefed up a lot hasn’t he?

 

[Ill Advised]

Ugh I spy Kate Hoey coming up

 

[VoR]

Ugh I spy Kate Hoey coming up

Oh God, no. Somebody get a crucifix out...

 

[Kate]

I could not give a flying fuck about Jo Swinson right now

 

[Rita]

He’s beefed up a lot hasn’t he?

Yes. He is looking HOT.

 

[Kate]

I muted the TV for CUNTING FARAGE and I will do the same for CUNTING HOEY

 

[Kate]

Huw has just had a hipster haircut. Calm down.

 

[VoR]

Uxbridge & Ruislip South now 99% likely to stay Blue for Boris.

 

[VoR]

Fuck, the Cons could take Blyth Valley.

If they even get close, that's it. Labour since 1950

 

[Sheena]

What has your area been up until now? Labour?

It was at the last election. But by a small margin. Our MP has been leading all the polls by 6-10 percent but that’s clearly meaning shit all tonight.

 

[win_the_game]

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[Lucille]

All the coverage is about my home town of Wakefield. I'll be horrified if it goes tory.

 

[Rita]

Fuck, the Cons could take Blyth Valley.

If they even get close, that's it. Labour since 1950

They are doing a recount so surely that’s it.

 

[Shirley]

Uxbridge & Ruislip South now 99% likely to stay Blue for Boris.

But Putney and Westminster are (just about) PROJECTED LABOUR GAINS.

So much for not being the METROPOLITAN ELITE

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I could not give a flying fuck about Jo Swinson right now

She always has been HIGHLY IRRELEVANT

What even is the POINT in the Lib Dems, a 2 party system would actually be preferable at this point in time

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The sad thing is - most of the UK actually WANT this. They are positively frothing for Boris and his league of cunts.

We really have minority opinions in 2019.
There’s no point in even protesting. Fat lot of good THAT has done over the past few years.

 

[VoR]

Christ. That's the end of it then.

 

[VoR]

OH FUCK OFF MARK FRANCOIS

 

[Ill Advised]

Mark Francois the cuntiest of all cunts

 

[Beverley]

it really ended up being an election on brexit.

that vote is not going to go away until the people get what they want and suffer

 

[GinAg (39)]

Get Mark Francois of my FUCKING PLANET

 

[GinAg (39)]

it really ended up being an election on brexit.

that vote is not going to go away until the people get what they want and suffer

The Sky News banner was ultimately accurate.

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck do we do now? I feel so genuinely BEREFT that the only thing that gives me the merest glimmer of comfort is the knowledge that the CUNTS who voted for this will be the ones who suffer the most because of it. When they all die and are safely burning in Hell, then we might start to get our country back.

 

[Rita]

All I am hearing is drivel after drivel. The word Brexit is actually making me angry now.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

There’s gammon on my tv

 

[dmlaw]

You fat loathsome shit. Get off my screen.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I am numb as fuck now. It's sinking in.

 

[VoR]

I hoped against hope that the Exit Poll would be wrong. But if Blyth fucking Valley is even close to turning blue, the outlook is absolutely bleak.

 

[dmlaw]

Our only hope is that Boris Johnson is even more dishonest than we thought and is about the stitch the ERG up in the same way that he did the DUP.