I twitched my curtains at 8 and there was no one out clapping in my street.Did we all take part in #ClapTheCunt last night? Did anyone? A quick sweep of the gammon rag headlines tells me people the width and breadth of Britain came out in support of him - which is obviously why I can't find any reports of it actually happening.
Homerton
Bugger.Bad news. He's apparently stable and responding to treatment
Bad news. He's apparently stable and responding to treatment
They'll be chucking everything at him, in a way they wouldn't for Joe Schmo. So maybe there'll be an interesting side effect, like his hair falls out or his tongue expands to twice its original size.
Or a sudden moral awakening and political shift to the left?
Meanwhile, an actor somewhere is having a bushy blonde wig fitted and preparing for the role of a LIFETIME