Next stage of lockdown and egg related chat

Barnacle

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Sorry everyone but I am going to do this and you know you want me to

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This has made me feel queasy. :(

I'd love some Lebanese delivered but we're out of the delivery zone.
 

Zu-Klara

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I’ve just ordered an Indian to alleviate the terrible isolation, suffering and cheese omelette, chips and beans withdrawal symptoms, mainly because I can and also I’m past caring whether it turns up riddled :disco:
 
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octophone

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I'm finishing my project of encoding the entire studio works of The Fall to mp3 so I can jeep the whole lot onto my new phone.
 

KindaCool

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Poor Lenny. Never to have a star in Moopy's Hall of Fame.

I'll send him a card.
 

Zu-Klara

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Wasn’t he involved in ‘Justify My Love’? I would check Wiki but I’ve been too busy farting with laughter at that “fucking rubbish” tag
 

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I'm having some poached eggs on sourdough with home grown baby spinach for breakfast today.
 

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I haven't had mine yet so as it'll be brunch I might dollop some wild garlic pesto on top of the eggs.
 

Alex

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Learning how to do poached eggs was one of my lockdown goals. Maybe I'll attempt for LUNCH.

So easy. Just have a frying pan of water slightly bubbling and drop in for three minutes. Sod all the techniques to make them look perfectly shaped
 

Alex

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You mean a saucepan? And don't you have to use a slotted spoon to keep them sort of together? *realises I could just use google*

Only need to cover the egg really so I do a frying pan as I am impatient :D
Yeah slotted spoon to get it out of the pan and prevent getting your toast soaked in water :D
 

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Oh I did poached eggs for thr first time recently, it was good but I needed to do more practice.
 

octophone

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It's no wonder half of you are talking about yr poo in the daily thread if you go through this number of eggs.

All I'm saying.
 

Zu-Klara

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Up to THREE is fine, but I’ve heard that if you eat SIX a day, the babies hatch inside you and peck at your internal organs until they all turd out and you almost certainly die :)
 

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