Dark Carnival
Serving cunt
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I can eat eggs in a QUICHE. That's as far as I can go.FUCK YOU. They’re my favourite thing in the world. Well, yolks are.
I can eat eggs in a QUICHE. That's as far as I can go.FUCK YOU. They’re my favourite thing in the world. Well, yolks are.
This has made me feel queasy.Sorry everyone but I am going to do this and you know you want me to
Proper chip shop chips, soggy but with the odd crispy bit, drowned in vinegar. *floods*
I can eat eggs in a QUICHE. That's as far as I can go.
This has made me feel queasy.
I'd love some Lebanese delivered but we're out of the delivery zone.
LEBANESE!
You're a fucking scrambled egg.
'madonna shouts at pencil' a tag in the daily topic SKINNED ME ALIVE about 10 minutes ago.This may be evidence that I have finally lost sight of "the plot" but this just broke me up laughing. It's one step away from "your mum" but I am absolutely gutting myself.
'madonna shouts at pencil' a tag in the daily topic SKINNED ME ALIVE about 10 minutes ago.
'madonna shouts at pencil' a tag in the daily topic SKINNED ME ALIVE about 10 minutes ago.
KindaCoolWe have a Lenny Kravitz thread?
You're welcomeThis is now happening to me except with the “get out” () tag in the Lenny Kravitz thread, which is causing actual tears of laughter
Ooh and also Vanessa ParadisI think my favourite thing Lenny Kravitz ever did is Natalie Imbruglia.
He had a go on KYLIE as well, unless I'm mistaken. I suppose when you've had as many as two famous songs and a bit part in The Hunger Games, the famous beauties will be hanging off you like a mug tree.Ooh and also Vanessa Paradis
Learning how to do poached eggs was one of my lockdown goals. Maybe I'll attempt for LUNCH.
You mean a saucepan? And don't you have to use a slotted spoon to keep them sort of together? *realises I could just use google*
I went on an all inclusive holiday when I was about 8 and got obsessed with hard boiled eggs. That was the first time I really felt what constipation felt like.Eggs stop shitting no?
It's not like he's a DOG you know, he's a very attractive fella
Eggs stop shitting no?
Eggs stop shitting no?
Oh me neither. Maybe it was an old wives tale my mother told me that I never researched.I have 2 or 3 eggs pretty much daily and I have no problem shitting